Date(s) - 14/10/2017 - 15/10/2017
6:30 pm - 4:30 am
The Warrington Pub
Hampstead & Westminster Hockey Club’s Famous Zak Hond Pub Golf
Saturday 14th October
What happens if you take the world’s (second) greatest sport and mix it with the world’s greatest athletes? If we take the last few years as evidence the answer includes joy, Gypsies, toilets being transformed into temporary sleep pods, sacrilegious surrender of scorecards to man’s most desperate deeds. Teeing off in the Warrington, Pub Golf is a signature night of the year.
Essentially this is our Chairman’s favourite day of the season. He sees this as an opportunity to latch on to anyone who will listen about his halcyon days as the Men’s 1st XI player*, or sadly reflect that the Zaks, much like Jonny himself, aren’t quite what they used to be. He also gets a very unusual sense of power from handing out pencils and scorecards. Apparently it “makes him feel like a god”.
So save yourselves and your team mates, pick a partner and stay by their side at all times. It’s no exaggeration to say that this is one of the best nights of the year. Course records are there to be broken**, outrageous outfits are there to be made, and stories are born that will go down in lore for generations to come. All funds raised go to the Club’s Fundraising effort too, rather than just paying for Doddsy & Macca’s “100 Nugget Challenge” as was rumoured last season.
All in all it’s a proper good laugh and not to be missed.
*No actual evidence exists to say that this ever happened
**Richy Dayman isn’t coming this year so the field is wide open